Reading an article on a site, I found a link that somehow excited me.
It was a quiz that classify people into three groups. Taking the quiz, I found
out that I didn’t belong to any groups. It’s crazy. Almost no available options
matched my answer. Here they are.
1.
You’re logging into Facebook to…
A) ...post a picture of you having dinner with friends. You look
amazing in it but that’s by-the-by.
B) ...keep up to date with news from friends and family. Your cousin’s
just had a baby - maybe a picture will be up?
C) …check how many ‘likes’ your gym selfie has got. Your guns are
looking huge in this one, but so far only 149 people have left positive
comments. Is it your hair that’s the problem?
Me: stalk others.
2.
You’re switching on the TV to watch…
A) ...the football. Footballers always seem to be one step ahead of the
latest grooming trends.
B) …the football. You’d never miss one of your team’s games.
C) ...Geordie Shore. When you’re not looking at you, you want to be
looking at people like you.
Me: Masha and the Bear, Upin & Ipin, and Curious George, obviously.
3.
If you were a comic book character you would be...
A) Batman. You may or may not be in a gay relationship with your
sidekick but that’s not really the point. You also have a basement stuffed with
sweet gadgets.
B) Superman. Save the day, get the girl.
C) The Incredible Hulk. Because bigger is always better.
Me: ??? Maybe either Chibimoon or Sailor Saturn.
4.
It’s a big night out. What’s your poison?
A) Red wine. There was a period when it would have been cocaine too,
but the ethical implications worried you - not to mention what it did to your
skin.
B) Real ale.
C) Double vodka Red Bull. You’re always getting offered MDMA in clubs
but you’re not sure how it will react with the steroids you’re taking.
Me: I don’t know what big night out is. But the one able to seduce me
is starlight in rural sky.
5.
Time for party small talk with another man. Your first question is…
A) This is Prada, right? I’ve been trying to track one down in cobalt
blue for ages.
B) Did you catch the game last night?
C) Bro, do you lift?
Me: What is this place? Why am I here? I should go home.
6.
Time to approach a woman at a party. Your opener is...
A) A woman in an A-line dress should never be standing by herself.
B) Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got "fine"
written all over you.
C) My mate’s up for a threesome. You in?
Me: I don’t know. Maybe we can gossip some celebrities or even
politicians.
7.
It’s the morning after the night before. What do you eat?
A) Ottolenghi’s Middle Eastern take on Full English - a simple twist on
a classic.
B) Full English, what else?
C) Full English with 18 eggs, 20 rashers of bacon and no bread. This
machine runs on protein.
Me: My mother’s cooking.
8.
How would you describe your relationship with porn?
A) You watch it a couple of times a week but understand it doesn’t have
much bearing on reality.
B) Strained now that Nuts has folded.
C) You’ve uploaded a couple of videos of you and the girlfriend to
amateur sites but should really try professional soon.
Me: What the hell? Does that question really exist?
9.
Let’s talk t-shirts. V-neck or crew neck?
A) If your face is long, you'll try to offset this with a plain crew
neck - and vice-versa if your face is round.
B) You don’t talk t-shirts.
C) V-neck - the deeper the better.
Me: I think everything is okay.
10.
Which of these best describes your approach to life?
A) Always look out for number one.
B) Hope for the best, expect the worst.
C) Sun’s out - guns out.
Me: I think the option B is close to me. This is the only question that
I can answer by picking the option.
It looks like I should stand by myself, Independent and living happily.
Maybe it’s because I’m so special and fabulous. (^_^)
